Shiraz and Sushi

sourcrepes: imwithkanye: When You Only Have One Nail… Oh MY god, I didn’t even realize this was Amanda Bynes. I legit thought this was like, a homeless woman. AB is making shaved-head Britney look PRETTY good right now. Look at her teeth and skin. Is she on meth?

sourcrepes:

imwithkanye:

When You Only Have One Nail…

Oh MY god, I didn’t even realize this was Amanda Bynes. I legit thought this was like, a homeless woman.

AB is making shaved-head Britney look PRETTY good right now.

Look at her teeth and skin. Is she on meth?

nbcparksandrec:

We don’t know Wednesday as hump day, we only know it as Waffle Wednesday.

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Just filed a dozen

ninety page complaints

out of state while managing co-counsel

in four different locations.

 

This guy pooped on the potty!

This guy pooped on the potty!

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT. BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ 5 blackberries 5 ice cubes 1 shot of bourbon ¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient) ¼ cup cold club soda  (optional) Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody. Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com Stat!

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda  (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

Stat!