Just filed a dozen
ninety page complaints
out of state while managing co-counsel
in four different locations.
You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.
BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ
5 ice cubes
1 shot of bourbon
¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)
¼ cup cold club soda (optional)
Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.
Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone
We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com
Horse jewelry! Timely and pretty!
- Topshop Earrings, $12
- Forever 21 Horse Ring, $3.80
- Topshop Necklace, $25
- C.Wonder Horse Studs, $34
- Bing Bang Studs, $48
- Orelia Horseshoe Earrings, $8.49
- Modcloth Earrings, $9.99
- Fornash Horse Bit Bangle, $32 - This was in my last Stitchfix box and I’ve worn it several times since then and really love it.
- UO Roaring Front/Back Earrings, $18 - So clever.
- Forever 21 Cuff, $5.80
Need all of these.